1) Because they have rounded edges, so you won’t poke yourself.
2) Because the other kids in your high school class have one already.
3) Because you enjoy donating to CISPA every time you pay your bill.
4) Because Steve Jobs said to buy one and he knew everything.
5) Because you love to spend money on a minor upgrade each year.
6) Because you like to laugh at Siri trying to understand your accent.
7) Because you love Instagram and want the authentic experience.
Because the 3.5″ screen fits your dainty little fingers so well.
9) Because you want to do your part to bring back slave labor.
10) Because you just don’t know any better.
2) Because the other kids in your high school class have one already.
3) Because you enjoy donating to CISPA every time you pay your bill.
4) Because Steve Jobs said to buy one and he knew everything.
5) Because you love to spend money on a minor upgrade each year.
6) Because you like to laugh at Siri trying to understand your accent.
7) Because you love Instagram and want the authentic experience.
Because the 3.5″ screen fits your dainty little fingers so well.9) Because you want to do your part to bring back slave labor.
10) Because you just don’t know any better.
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